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Tim Cook’s coming out doesn’t upset Phobe Supreme Ted Cruz

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“Those are his personal choices. I’ll tell you, I love my iPhone,” Cruz said.

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Apparently Cruz uses it as a sex toy.

“Listen, Tim Cook makes his personal decisions, and that is his life. My focus is on the constitutional question of who has the authority to make decisions,” he later added.

And quite obviously that person as he sees it is Ted Cruz.

See? For all his iphone love, Ted would much prefer the old days — right girls?

While you were out, Ted Cruz called. He says your demand to control your own body is unconstitutional.