Monthly Archives: March 2006

Well it looks like Fat Tony Scalia’s in hot water again.

“Amid a growing national controversy about the gesture U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made Sunday at the Cathedral of the Holy Cross, the freelance photographer who captured the moment has come forward with the picture.

Oh my. What is the Supreme Court justice doing? Seems obvious no? Not according to Fat Tony.

“It’s inaccurate and deceptive of him to say there was no vulgarity in the moment,” said Peter Smith, the Boston University assistant photojournalism professor who made the shot. Despite Scalia’s insistence that the Sicilian gesture was not offensive and had been incorrectly characterized by the Herald as obscene, the photographer said the newspaper “got the story right.”

“Cat’s in the bag — bag’s in the river.”

Smith said the jurist “immediately knew he’d made a mistake, and said, ‘You’re not going to print that, are you?’ ” Scalia’s office yesterday referred questions regarding the flap to Supreme Court spokeswoman Kathy Arberg, who said a letter Scalia sent Tuesday to the Herald defending his gesture at the cathedral “speaks for itself.”

In several languages.

“He has no further comment,” Arberg said.

“You’re dead, son. Go get yourself buried.”

“Smith was working as a freelance photographer for the Boston archdiocese’s weekly newspaper at a special Mass for lawyers Sunday when a Herald reporter asked the justice how he responds to critics who might question his impartiality as a judge given his public worship. “The judge paused for a second, then looked directly into my lens and said, ‘To my critics, I say, ‘Vaffanculo,’ ” punctuating the comment by flicking his right hand out from under his chin, Smith said. The Italian phrase means “(expletive) you.”

Well that settles it, no? No.

“Yesterday, Herald reporter Laurel J. Sweet agreed with Smith’s account, but said she did not hear Scalia utter the obscenity.”

Perhaps a hearing aide is in order.

“In his letter, Scalia denied his gesture was obscene and claimed he explained its meaning to Sweet, a point both she and Smith dispute. Scalia went on to cite Luigi Barzini’s book, “The Italians,” which describes a seemingly different gesture – “the extended fingers of one hand moving slowly back and forth under the raised chin” – and its meaning – “ ‘I couldn’t care less. It’s no business of mine. Count me out.’ ”

Or maybe even “Include me out,” as Sam Goldwyn used to say. Yeah, that’s the ticket

“How could your reporter leap to the conclusion (contrary to my explanation) that the gesture was obscene?” Scalia wrote. Quite easily, according to experts, even if the justice had offered more than a two-word explanation – “That’s Sicilian”

“There is no answer to ‘what it really means,’ because those gestures have different meanings in different locations, even in neighbouring locations,” said Janet Bavelas, a University of Victoria, British Columbia, psychologist who has studied human gestures.

Nice save, but it won’t wash. No matter how you slice this piece of cheesiness, Fat Tony was Flippin’ the Bird in God’s House.

The gesture typically means “I don’t know” in Portugal, “No!” in Naples, “You are lying” in Greece and “I don’t give a damn” in northern Italy, France and Tunisia, said David B. Givens of the Center for Nonverbal Studies in Spokane, Wash

Or maybe you want to go for broke and claim it was the “High Sign” as executed by The Little Rascals in their “Our Gang” comedies.

Uh, no.

As the great Emile Meyer said to another Tony (Curtis) : “Come here Sidney — I want to chastize you.”