Daily Archives: October 21, 2006

after the horse has fucked the jockey.

“The Archdiocese of Miami has asked priests at eight Florida churches to speak with parishioners about whether a retired Catholic priest accused of molesting former Rep. Mark Foley may have molested anyone else.
The archdiocese on Friday also barred the Rev. Anthony Mercieca from all church work while it investigates the allegations.
“Such behavior is morally reprehensible, canonically criminal and inexcusable,” the archdiocese said in a statement”

Uh, no. Such behavior is socially embarassing to the Catholic church, which in the past has been able to utilize its power to conceal and (if exposed) defend it.

“Archdiocese spokeswoman Mary Ross Agosta said pastors at each of the churches where Mercieca worked between 1965 and 2002 will talk to parishioners to uncover any other accusations against him.”

She might also talk to the various bishops who moved Mercieca around in the church’s traditional game of Motor the Molester.

“Mercieca, 69, now lives in Malta in the Mediterranean, where church officials opened an investigation after he admitted fondling Foley and being naked in saunas with him when Foley was a boy in the 1960s.
Foley, 52, resigned from Congress last month after the release of sexually explicit computer messages he sent to teenage male pages. His lawyers later acknowledged he was gay and said Foley had been molested as a boy by a clergyman.
Agosta said Foley should speak to church officials to help the investigation. She said if the allegations are true, Mercieca could be forced from the priesthood.
“An apology is due to Mr. Foley for the hurt he has experienced,” the archdiocese’s statement said.”

A tad late for apologies to Foley. A tad late for Foley to make apologies too — that’s why he resigned. The RNC isn’t as skillful as the Church when it comes to pedo-protection.

Foley’s attorney, Gerald Richman, said he did not know if the Florida Republican would cooperate in the church’s investigation. The former congressman entered a 30-day rehabilitation program for alcoholism on Oct. 1.
“You can’t predict what’s going to happen when he gets out of treatment,” Richman said. “There’s no immediate plan.”

Oh I’m sure he wants to get laid, immediately.

“Mercieca, who lives on the Maltese island of Gozo, has denied having sexual intercourse with Foley, but has given different details about the encounters in interviews.
A spokesman for the Gozo diocese said Mercieca does not serve in any parish on the island, but he regularly celebrates Mass and hears confessions.”

Coming soon to a theater near you Gozo, Island of Love.

Oerfect as a double feature with this priestly delight.