John McCain: Pet Shop Boy

At last! McCain has found a way to distance himself from Bush !

“I think after 9/11 we made a mistake, we made a mistake in telling Americans to take a trip, to go shopping, I think we had an opportunity to call Americans to service,” he said.

But as we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping

“Just moments ago at the Ferragamo on 5th Avenue, Condoleeza Rice was seen spending several thousands of dollars on some nice, new shoes (we’ve confirmed this, so her new heels will surely get coverage from the WaPo’s Robin Givhan). A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice’s timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman.”

And the color of those shoes?

Jungle Red!

Take it away Neil — and John.

“Were buying and selling your history
How we go about it is no mystery
We check it with the city, then change the law
Are you looking forward?
Now you want some more

We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, were shopping

Its easy when you got all the information
Inside help, no investigation
(no investigation, investigation)
No questions in the house, no give and take
Theres a big bang in the city
We’re all on the make

We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, we’re shopping
We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, we’re shopping

Our gain is your loss, thats the price you pay
I heard it in the house of commons: everythings for sale

We’re shopping
We’re shopping

We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, we’re shopping
We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, we’re shopping

Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah

We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, we’re shopping
We’re s-h-o-pp-i-n-g, we’re shopping

(were shopping
We’re shopping
We’re shopping
We’re shopping
We’re shopping)”

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