But how did this all come about? Well might you ask. And of course the Republicans have the answer.
See? It’s all Hef’s fault. Isn’t it obvious?
Well yes, I know he’s surrounded by women. But as any upstanding Republican will tell you women will make you gay.
Just look at this one —
Or THIS one
Not to mention THESE TWO!
No wonder more and more men are ending up like THIS!
Naturally musical comedy plays a key role in advancing Teh Ghey Agenda. Here’s Sondheim call for Same Sex Marriage.
Sports might help stave this off. But then, maybe not.
And before you know it —
No, there’s no fighting it. Surrender now. And bow down to your leader.
He’s swell. And so is his boyfriend.
Just remember to —