Have Yourself A Merry Little Mithras

Surely the facts are not in dispute

Except of course by the usual suspects — who quite unexpectedly embraced the film version of the life of the flesh-eating zombie made by a gay Marxist athiest

Lovely. But you’ll find a truer representation here —

Of course that doesn’t obviate Judy

Or Margaret O’Brien, whose sadness typifies the seasonal depression Mithras celebrations are designed to alleviate. Naturally many can’t be drawn out of the gloom. Consider Deanna in Christmas Holday

And here’s how that jolly little xmas treat ends!

Yes I know what you’re saying — “What about the children?”

Well the kiddies will be sure to enjoy THIS

and perchance THIS

not to mention THIS

THIS

and THIS

“But what about the True Spirit of the Holidays?”

So glad you asked —

Sing us out Crow!

3 Comments

  1. Gary M December 24, 2009 8:03 pm 

    Can you beat this guy? He’s ethnically equipped to mock Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa as well! Well, happy festivus to you too.

    BTW, that 12/16/ piece on Dunne and “Boys” is excellent. So you were interviewed for “Making of Boys”? Makes it worth watching. One thing I really miss about the Swamp days was the magic ability (when luck and the Ethernet ran right) to get a David Ehrenstein insight on a movie within half an hour of a movie ending on TCM. Straight or gay…if you want to spend your yuletide with Barrie Chase, Debra Paget, Marta Toven or Judy Tyler this is it…you’ve reached the center of the internet!

    Thanks, DH, for keeping it on the air.

  2. Gary M December 24, 2009 8:07 pm 

    Somehow the initials DE got transposed to DH…David is obviously the Deisgnated Hitter in some league or another…

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