Daily Archives: March 5, 2011

Huck

See? Stripes aren’t always slimming.

Not that Mike Huckabee’s alone in avoirdupois among the Republo-Fascists.

Villager fave Chris Christie

Christie

looks as if he’s about to devour half his state.

And then there’s Michelle Obama weight-critic Rusty

Rush

eating all manner of meat on his South American sex vacations. (Unlike Sebatian Venable he hasn’t grown “tired of the dark ones” as yet.)

Huck as we all know has has a book to sell, and an axe to grind.

This was, needless to say, a lie. But as far as the “he’s not really one of us” meme goes – Mission Accomplished. The “base” loves to find new ways of screaming “NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!”

But wait — there’s more!

A wonder she doesn’t call on The Count for help.

But hell, Natalie doesn’t need to trouble herself with low-life scum — when she’s already got high-life scum.

Yikes! Almost as grotesque as Huck.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not dissing all of the Size-Plus.

And make no mistake, Tana’s got Huck’s number too.

Sing us out Marc!