Surely the facts are much more fun than you might imagine.
“An Austin Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any “stripper … escort … or ‘young hottie’” who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate.
Robert Morrow describes himself as a “self-employed investor and political activist” as well as a three-time delegate to the Texas state GOP convention.
“Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?” blares the ad, placed by Morrow in this week’s Austin Chronicle. “Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a ‘young hottie’ impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas? Contact CASH, and we will help you publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, ‘family values’ hypocrite and fraud.”
CASH is the Committee Against Sexual Hypocrisy, of which Morrow is president. “Is it a real group? No. It’s just me,” he told Salon earlier this week.”
Just you? How cozy.
“To be clear, there is absolutely no evidence that Perry has had extramarital affairs. But Morrow has written a screed, currently circulating online, that denounces Perry both for his policies (it labels him a “crony capitalist” and a “Neocon”) as well as his alleged dalliances.
Morrow claims that he knows strippers in Austin who have stories about Perry, but none of them are willing to come forward to the press; hence, the need for an ad in the Chronicle. “I think it’s only a matter of time until somebody credible comes forward,” he told me.”
“Though he’s come down hard on porn, gays, and other assaults on American Family Values, is Texas Governor and Republican Presidential candidate Rick Perry putting his money where his mouth is?
Not according to this story on the website firedoglake.com, that asserts that he owned $5000-10,000 in stock with Movie Gallery, a now defunct video company that had been the biggest supplier of porn in the US, with titles like Teens with Tits Vol. 1, Teen Power Vol. 4, Teens Never Say No, Big Tit Brotha Lovers 6, and Bisexual Barebacking Vol. 1.
Actually, if true, this would raise my opinion of Perry as a supporter of independent film, and also extend his appeal to smut lovers of both parties.”
Hmmm. Something tells me Rick may have been involved in. . . .casting.
After all, he’s already on his knees, isn’t he?
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
But don’t worry Rick. Your Big Invisible Bi-Polar Daddy Who Lives in The Sky says RELAX!