I hate to break it to you Matt, much as I trust you’d hope to be — You’re No Teenage Dream.
Still there’s no getting away from it — GLEE CAN MAKE YOU GAY!!!!!!!
My how times have changed. Back in my day it was Dolores Gray.
Matt’s got plenty to fear, For as this heartwarming story shows, GAY MAY SOON BE THE NORM!
Yes folks, thanks to Ryan Murphy, heterosexuality is just so five minutes ago.