Daily Archives: January 13, 2012

Well France may have given the Woodman his biggest hit to date, but for Republicans — it’s The Pit of Hell

“Newt Gingrich is out with a new ad comparing Mitt Romney with John Kerry for, among other things, speaking French. The ad features clips of Kerry and Romney speaking French.
At least it’s not Mandarin.
The ad takes aim at Romney’s record in Massachusetts and also features a clip of Michael Dukakis in the tank.”

Well what do you expect? It’s Newt being Newt —

Newt

being Rush

Rush

being Chris

CC

being Jabba

Jabba

IOW It’s a Morbidly Obese White Guy Thing

Clearly they’re afraid that speaking French will turn them into Gomez and Morticia

addams

Or Roland Barthes

RB

Or Catherine Deneuve

CD

Or Jacques Derrida

JD

Or worst of all. . . .Dennis!

DC

As for Mandarin — cue Serge