Daily Archives: June 6, 2012

CAN I GET AN “OH PRUNELLA!!!” ?

Now you must believe me. I don’t want to be mean in an off hand way. But I’m sure I’m not the first person to call Caiden Cowger Caiden Cowgirl. Cause frankly if he doesn’t have an age-appropriate boytoy stashed away somewhere safe then he’s one Wide Stance away from a serious vice arrest. For as we all know the louder the phobe the grander the closet. And Caiden makes Paul Lynde look subtle.

Yes we all know that Strange Twilight Urges are no small thing, even in the Age of

NPH

In the past Caiden’s role models would have been Roy, Joe,

Cohn

and Franny

FS

But even

Pope

is finding it as difficult to navigate the Gay New World as

AC

And that’s not to mention the ultra-closeted likes of

MD

and

RL

Caiden’s notion that President Obama is pushing Teh Ghey is most amusing. In my day that job belonged to

and

Now

rules, and his influence begins in the cradle

William Goldman famously blamed

But does that really make sense Judy?

What do you think Liza?

After all when it comes to Teh Ghey Agenda we musn’t forget —

or

Not to mention Lorenzo

River

Cher

And God

SS

Innocent little moments like this

quickly turn into THIS

(Cue Seinfeld)

But really — you can’t even go to the supermarket anymore!

Yes Rufus it’s a

Maybe we should take Hedwig’s advice and —

But Caiden is a Smalltown Boy

We know what his heart’s desire

Let’s hope this doesn’t end badly

Right Meryl?

Just remember Caiden —