Daily Archives: October 9, 2012

Hello Hell!


Here’s a swell little letter Miss Thing wrote to a parishoner who has elected to accept her her gay son.

“I write to inform you that the teaching of the Catholic Church on homosexuality,as described in paragraphs 2357 and 2358 and 2359 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is rooted in Scripture and based on the Natural Moral Law. It, therefore, shares in God’s revelation to us. Catholics are bound in conscience to believe this teaching. Those who do not cannot consider themselves to be Catholic and ought not to participate in the sacramental life of the Church.
Indeed, some might find this is a hard saying by many of Jesus’ teachings were likewise received as such. I urge you to reconsider the position that you expressed in your letter. Your eternal salvation may well depend upon a conversation of heart on this topic.”

IOW “Dump the kid or YOU’RE GOING TO HELL!!!!”

Well thanks to Sally Field, Hell looks better than ever.

Take it away Ella and Chick!