What if Brad Pitt’s Washboard Abs were cancerous and he had to have them surgically removed?
Would Pitt’s pits be mourned? Would he get “support” from the likes of Eleanor Bankhorn in The Atlantic declaring the he’s “Still a Man” the way a pos-mastectomy Angelina is “Still a Woman”?
Actually I’ve always thought of Angelina’s lips as being her most distinctive attribute. And having THEM removed would obviously be horrendous.
But America is Breast Mad — right Woody?
What’s behind all this? Federico Fellini knows, needless to say
And now, for the last — musical — word on stardom and breasts