As I trust we all know Ted Cruz has had a lot to say about Dr. Seuss and his apparent approval of Obamacare.
Quite a performance, no? It was clearly the high points of Ted’s hours and hours and hours of pseudo-filibustering How did Ted do it? How did he keep going for so song without stopping? David Sedaris explains.
And here it is!
Yes we all need a pal. A buddy.
Does Ted have any that aren’t attached to his cock?
Cue Chet Baker.