Daily Archives: December 12, 2014

Jolie Laide

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Does Angelina Jolie rule the world? One might well think so from the stink that’s been raised over hacked SONY e-mails between producers Scott Rudin

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and Amy Pascal

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over their Steve Jobs biopic

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a film about which has already been made starring everyone’s favorite Doofus Babe Ashton Kutcher.

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Yikes!

In any event here’s the “relevant passage” penned by the powerful, canny and excitable Scott.

“I’m not destroying my career over a minimally talented spoiled brat who thought nothing of shoving this off her plate for eighteen months so she could go direct a movie. I have no desire to be making a movie with her, or anybody, that she runs and that we don’t. She’s a camp event and a celebrity and that’s all and the last thing anybody needs is to make a giant bomb with her that any fool could see coming.”

How vivid.

What’s a Goddess to say? Well she could Go All Joan on him.

But I doubt that’s Angelina’s style. I’m sure bygones will be bygones shortly. But leave us not forget The REAL Victim in all of this — Glennzilla.

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All that work at getting everyone excited about his fascist hacker Eddie Snowjob

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and all anyone truly cares for is Mrs. Brad Pitt.

Cue Sondheim.