The lunacy surrounding “Jade Helm 15,” a military training exercise set to take place in Texas (or so they say!) has officially hit a new low: Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, a man who thinks he should be president of the United States, is assuring his constituents that his office will be demanding answers from the Pentagon about whether or not they are secretly invading Texas under orders from President Obama.
Bloomberg’s David Weigel spoke with Cruz while the Republican presidential candidate was in South Carolina trying to woo conservative voters. The endless cycle of Obama and Clinton bashing must have made Cruz’s head feel funny because his response to Texans’ concerns that Obama had ordered a military take over was surreal. Here was a prospective presidential nominee arguing that Obama had been behaving like such a tyrant (he doesn’t get into specifics, unfortunately) that it was not that far-fetched for his administration to invade Texas – a state that is obviously already a portion of the United States.
“My office has reached out to the Pentagon to inquire about this exercise,” Cruz, a Texas senator, told Bloomberg at the South Carolina Republican Party’s annual convention. “We are assured it is a military training exercise. I have no reason to doubt those assurances, but I understand the reason for concern and uncertainty, because when the federal government has not demonstrated itself to be trustworthy in this administration, the natural consequence is that many citizens don’t trust what it is saying.”
That’s certainly one way of looking at it.
Another is to look at the history of Republican hysteria ever sincere Obama became POTUS. We have been told over and over and over again that he was going to come to our homes — personally — and take away our guns. After that he could do with us what white America did to black America. Right?
Another way would be to wonder if the non-stop fear-mongering, conspiracy-laden drivel coming from the right-wing media for the past six years has caused a certain segment of the population lose any grip on reality. Cruz isn’t dealing with “concerned citizens” understandably worried about an untrustworthy government, he’s dealing with birthers, truthers, sovereign citizens, and conspiracy theorists. And he’s pandering to them.
Well of course. And so are all the others. They’re the Republican “base.”
Making matters worse, Cruz stood up for his “friend and mentor” Texas Governor Greg Abbott who, although only recently voted into office, has already worked hard to show that his administration will consist of a clown show that former Governor Rick Perry could only dream of. While Texas struggles with serious issues, Abbott made sure to address Jade Helm 15 instead.
Wasting both time and money, Abbott announced that he would be ordering the Texas State Guard to “monitor” the military exercise just in case the “death squads” right-wing blogs had been suggesting were right around the corner never materialized.
See how sneaky Obama is? IT DOESN’T MATERIALIZE — which of course means that it will.
For a made-up military mission, Jade Helm 15 is impressively elaborate: The two-month simulation planned for this summer spans much of the Southwest, requiring special forces from four branches of the military to carry out covert operations amid “hostile” territory in Texas, Utah and part of California.
In at least one of those states, hostility toward the operation has begun a few months early. Online and at in-person meetings, many Texans have expressed suspicion and outright opposition to the project. Some are understandably worried about how it’ll affect their daily lives, while conspiracy theorists claim it’s an attempt to institute martial law, possibly in collusion with Wal-Mart.
In response, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) has ordered the State Guard to monitor federal troops there during the exercise.
“During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property right and civil liberties will not be infringed,” Abbott wrote in a letter to Maj. Gen. Gerald Betty of the Texas State Guard Tuesday.
(on can’t be too careful!)
Events for the exercise are outlined in a map among unclassified documents posted online last month. Army sources have verified to The Washington Post that the map is legitimate.
For a made-up military mission, Jade Helm 15 is impressively elaborate: The two-month simulation planned for this summer spans much of the Southwest, requiring special forces from four branches of the military to carry out covert operations amid “hostile” territory in Texas, Utah and part of California.” U.S. Army Special Operations Command said simulated exercises like this are routine, though they are rarely so broad in size and scope, and that the public won’t experience any disruption in their day-to-day lives, since the entire operation takes place in pre-coordinated remote areas.
But that hasn’t convinced some Texans.
They’re not fooled!
At an information session in Bastrop on Monday, command spokesman Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria fielded questions about whether Jade Helm 15 will involve bringing foreign fighters from the Islamic State to Texas, whether U.S. troops will confiscate Texans’ guns and whether the Army intends to implement martial law, according to the Austin American-Statesman.
“It’s the same thing that happened in Nazi Germany: You get the people used to the troops on the street, the appearance of uniformed troops and the militarization of the police,” Bastrop resident Bob Wells told the Statesman after the meeting. “They’re gathering intelligence. That’s what they’re doing. And they’re moving logistics in place for martial law. That’s my feeling. Now, I could be wrong. I hope I am wrong. I hope I’m a ‘conspiracy theorist.’”
According to the Statesman, Lastoria attempted to assuage residents’ concerns, saying the operation in Bastrop County will take place almost entirely on private land leased to the Army by the owner. And participants won’t be trying to sneak through the population undetected — everyone involved will wear uniforms or orange armbands signaling that they are part of the exercise, he said.
Concerns about the operation extend beyond Bastrop. Texas talk show host and self-described “thought criminal against Big Brother” Alex Jones ran a story about the operation under the headline: “Feds preparing to invade Texas, list state as ‘hostile.’”
“Texas is listed as a hostile sector. Of course we are. We’re here defending the republic,” he said on his show.
Multiple Web sites of varying repute also drew a link between the operation and a recent Wal-Mart announcement the chain will be closing five stores, two of them in Texas.
Are the closed Walmarts being activated as central command for underground operations?” read a headline on IntelliHub, which calls itself the “Civilian Intelligence Agency.”
Other sites posted a video allegedly showing underground tunnels between the shuttered Wal-Mart locations and Jade Helm training sites.
In his letter to Betty, Abbot said his decision to have state troops monitor the exercise is intended to “address concerns of Texas citizens and ensure that Texas communities remain safe, secure and informed.”
“By monitoring the operation on a continual basis, the state guard will facilitate communications between my office and the commanders of the operation to ensure that adequate measures are in place to protect Texans.”
According to Houston ABC affiliate KTRK, Texas residents have dealt with simulated military exercises before. In 2013, a special operations exercise in which helicopters and armed men in camouflage descended on a Houston school terrified residents, who said they hadn’t been warned.
OMG IT’S THE BLACK HELICOPTERS!!!!!
This time, the Army said it is communicating with affected communities as much as possible in advance of the operation, which begins in mid-July and runs through September.
“We understand there’s concern out there on social media; there’s a significant amount of inaccurate information, which I hope I clarified today for a lot of people,” Lastoria, the command spokesman, said at the Bastrop information session Monday, according to KXAN. “What I want them to know is: We’re going to be conducting the training exercise safely, and courteously. We’re not going to interfere with their privacy or their rights with this.”
According to Lastoria, the exercise is important to help prepare troops for the challenges of modern warfare — a goal he believed Texans would support.
“Texans are historically supportive of these efforts to prepare our troops,” he said. “People want to make this something that it is not.”
And ignore what it REALLY is — a Frank Loesser Musical!