Setting Bernie’s Hair On Fire

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As everyone know the most important thing about Bernie Sanders is his hair

In a “condensed and edited” Q&A with New York Times Magazine, published online Monday, writer Ana Marie Cox asked Sanders if it’s fair Clinton’s hair gets more attention than his:
Cox: Do you think it’s fair that Hillary’s hair gets a lot more scrutiny than yours does?
Sanders: Hillary’s hair gets more scrutiny than my hair?
Cox: Yeah.
Sanders: Is that what you’re asking?
Cox: Yeah.
Sanders: O.K., Ana, I don’t mean to be rude here. I am running for president of the United States on serious issues, O.K.? Do you have serious questions?
Cox: I can defend that as a serious question. There is a gendered reason —

And this “gendered reason” puts those e-mails everyone’s been blathering about in the shade.
a fortiori “Black Lives Matter” is NOTHING compared to White People’s Hair!

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And Ana Marie Cox is the head of the “Hillary’s Hair Matters” movement.

Sanders: When the media worries about what Hillary’s hair looks like or what my hair looks like, that’s a real problem. We have millions of people who are struggling to keep their heads above water, who want to know what candidates can do to improve their lives, and the media will very often spend more time worrying about hair than the fact that we’re the only major country on earth that doesn’t guarantee health care to all people.
Cox: It’s also true that the media pays more attention to what female candidates look like than it does to what male candidates look like.
Sanders: That may be. That may be, and it’s absolutely wrong.

Bernie is right, especially in light of the Noxious Pustule’s hair

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As For Ana Marie Cox, her hair is clearly in need of serious attention

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Of course being a “reporter” for The World’s Worst Newspaper, and therefore a High Priestess of Baal

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Ana Marie has more on her mind than her hair. She’s got a Beltway to run!

And now to put it all in proper perspective the lovely Gavin Creel will sing us out.

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