Daily Archives: February 27, 2016

Leo

It has become screamingly obvious that Leonardo DiCaprio — male ingĂ©nue, teenage heart-throb and Marty Scorsese fetish object is going to win the Oscar we’ve been told he long deserves for having sex with a Bear.

Bear

Well that’s not how the “Mainstream Media” describes it, but who are you going to believe — Them or Your Lying Eyes?

Yes, it’s a Triumph of Make-Up. So Leo deserves the Oscar for patiently lying there for four hours to have all the stuff applied to his body.

Not very sexy — though the results (arguably) are.

Still in light of Leo’s avoirdupois many of us would have preferred a different kind of Bear Attack

Alas, OscarSoStraight

Take it away Bear!