Daily Archives: March 4, 2016

Traditionally political candidates are seen kissing babies. Breaking with tradition as always, Donald Drumpf terrorizes them.


Over the past few days Marco Rubio has been making frequent reference to the size of Donald Drumpf’s hands — a bit of shade-throwing that hasn’t come his way since the 80’s and 90’s when Spy magazine immortalized him as “Short-fingered Vulgarian”


He has of course “responded”

“Look at those hands, are they small hands?” the front-runner for the GOP presidential nomination said, raising them for viewers to see. “And, he referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”


Mitt Romney would doubtless say a Drumpf “guarantee” is about as valuable as a diploma fro “Drumpf University”

IOW, Drumpf’s response to anyone who dares to diss him is “SUCK MY COCK!!”

Such charm. Such wit. Such. . . Drumpf.

Cue Monty Python