Daily Archives: March 9, 2016

Pony

The joke would have it —

A child wakes up on Christmas morning and is surprised to find a heap of horse manure under the tree instead of a collection of presents. Yet, the child is not discouraged because he has an extraordinarily optimistic outlook on life. His parents discover him enthusiastically shoveling the manure as he exclaims, “With all this shit, there must be a pony somewhere!”

No Pony.

Just shit.

Cue Dalida