“Buck’s” Just So BUTCH!
He alone can save North Carolina from the Transgender Menace !
See? And he was just winging it!
Ah “Buck.” Such a MANLY name. Surely we all recall “Buck Loner”
He was of course an invention of Eugene’s
That transgender romp was quite the icon-smashing deal in its day. But then so was Seinfeld
And while we’re still “Buck”-counting, don’t forget “Buck Winston — the chambermaid’s delight.”
Still it’s Myra who Bucked “Buck” most thoroughly
“Buck” Newton had best get himself a “Wingman” before he next risks venturing into the unspeakable horror of a Men’s Room for a tinkle.
Sing us out, Shirley!