“Buck’s” Just So BUTCH!

He alone can save North Carolina from the Transgender Menace !

See? And he was just winging it!

Ah “Buck.” Such a MANLY name. Surely we all recall “Buck Loner”

He was of course an invention of Eugene’s

That transgender romp was quite the icon-smashing deal in its day. But then so was Seinfeld

And while we’re still “Buck”-counting, don’t forget “Buck Winston — the chambermaid’s delight.”

Still it’s Myra who Bucked “Buck” most thoroughly

“Buck” Newton had best get himself a “Wingman” before he next risks venturing into the unspeakable horror of a Men’s Room for a tinkle.

Sing us out, Shirley!