Who Dat Say “Chicken” in This Crowd?

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David Sedaris (that’s him on the left, his lover Hugh is on the right) has the election all figured out.

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. β€œCan I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. β€œOr would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

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Cue Bob Dorough

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