Daily Archives: December 9, 2016

Arthur

Oh if Arthur were only here to help!

The Trump team is struggling to book top-flight talent for next month’s inauguration, a new report states.
The Presidential Inaugural Committee is now hurrying to get a major A-list performer, The Wrap reports.
“They are willing to pay anything,” a source told the online website.
“They told me, ‘We’ll pay their fees.’ Most of these artists’ fees are in the six to seven figures,” the source added.
The report states the Trump team wants “to do better than Kid Rock and Ted Nugent,” two well-known conservative performers.
Lee Greenwood and Garth Brooks are already in talks with transition officials, The Wrap said.
But President-elect Donald Trump’s aides are looking for higher-caliber talent “like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars.”


You need “Talent”? Well you can’t have Gavin — or “God”



But hey, ya got Lee Greenwood I’m sure.

“Where at least I know I’m free” is the line that always gets me. What in Hell does that mean?

Perchance you could get someone to do this Gershwin classic in the interest of “bringing the country together” as he claims to desire.

But I can’t see Ted Nugent of Chachi taking that one any more than I can see them doing THIS

Here, however is something perfect for Ivanka — take it away Lupe!