Phone Call From a Fascist


“A gracious ‘Good Morning.’ Is the party to whom I am speaking the President of Mexico?”

The AP reports on President Trump’s recent phone call with Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto:
“You have a bunch of bad hombres down there,” Trump told Pena Nieto, according to the excerpt given to AP. “You aren’t doing enough to stop them. I think your military is scared. Our military isn’t, so I just might send them down to take care of it.”

Sure Trumpy. Stamp out those Bad Hombres with General Fred C. Dobbs.

We all know that Trump is a bit of a hothead, but even he wouldn’t lose his shit like this with the leader of a close ally during a—
Wait. What’s this about Trump’s call on Saturday with the Australian prime minister?


“A gracious ‘Good Afternoon.’ Is the party to whom I am speaking the Prime Minister of Australia?”

President Trump blasted Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull over a refu­gee agreement and boasted about the magnitude of his electoral college win, according to senior U.S. officials briefed on the Saturday exchange. Then, 25 minutes into what was expected to be an hour-long call, Trump abruptly ended it.

….“This is the worst deal ever,” Trump fumed as Turnbull attempted to confirm that the United States would honor its pledge to take in 1,250 refugees from an Australian detention center. Trump, who one day earlier had signed an executive order temporarily barring the admissions of refugees, complained that he was “going to get killed” politically and accused Australia of seeking to export the “next Boston bombers.”

Sure. Cuff the kid. He’s obviously a terrorist.


Australia will lip-synch us out

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