The Second Amendment Solution

Here’s The White Guy!


And here’s what he did!


The Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution sez:

“A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

The “Militias” were created with the specified purpose of hunting down and killing escaped slaves

There were no escaped slaves at Mandalay Bay’s Country and Western concert therefore the whole affair falls under the heading of “collateral damage.”

Barack Obama said

Therefore the call that this Escaped Slave was “going to take our guns away” Alas he didn’t.


He clearly wasn’t anticipating what happed in Vegas. Wayne, however, was –



Cue Chuck

Well you’re cold and dead now, Chuck. Maybe you need reheating.

Waste not, want not. Right Steve?

See you at the Mandalay Bay Buffet!

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