Monthly Archives: January 2018

Oprah

Nanoseconds after her speech at the Golden Globe Award the “Loose Talk” got looser and talkier than ever.

Potus

Well it’s easy to see why. But has everyone forgotten what happened the last time a woman ran for POTUS?

Witch

And leave us not forget, there’s another woman who wants the job.

IVanka

But Daddy Tiny-Dick is entirely lacking the singular quality that makes Oprah so attractive. No she’s not

Mother

Rather, she’s the

Mammy

of us all.

And in that capacity her arrival on The World Stage would take the form of a deux ex machina rather like —

And now the “Oprah in 20/20″ Campaign Song!