There’s no confusing William Faulkner
with Harris Faulkner
To begin with there’s the make-up. No queen on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” has ever managed to slap on as much make-up as Harris Faulkner. Is there a woman under all that sludge, or a Replicant?
Above is a toy called “Harris Faulkner” that Hasbro produced until the “real” Harris Faulkner sued.
The “Real” Harris Faulkner is the chicest of all lawn Jockeys, mouthing the Republican Party line on a daily — sometimes hourly — basis. Just this morning she was declaring that there was no “Blue Wave” that gave the House of Representatives to the Democratic Party.
Take it away Babs!