Daily Archives: May 11, 2019

As you may have heard, “The Donald”

Duck

feeding his insatiable desire to deride anyone who isn’t a Third World Dictator has declared that Mayor Pete

Pete

resembles none other that “Mad” Magazine avatar “Alfred E. Neuman”

AL

As Pete is far too busy to bother with Donald’s Derangement I’d like to take the opportunity to point out that the Master of Mar-Lago

Trump

bears a striking resemblance to Arnold the Pig of Green Acres fame

Arnold

Needless to say he lacks Arnold’s charm.

a fortiori “The Donald” and his current wife Melanoma

DM

are sorely lacking the savoir faire of Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor.

Take it away kids!