As you may have heard, “The Donald”
feeding his insatiable desire to deride anyone who isn’t a Third World Dictator has declared that Mayor Pete
resembles none other that “Mad” Magazine avatar “Alfred E. Neuman”
As Pete is far too busy to bother with Donald’s Derangement I’d like to take the opportunity to point out that the Master of Mar-Lago
bears a striking resemblance to Arnold the Pig of Green Acres fame
Needless to say he lacks Arnold’s charm.
a fortiori “The Donald” and his current wife Melanoma
are sorely lacking the savoir faire of Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor.
Take it away kids!