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Joni Ernst is clearly the Sarah Jessica Parker

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of the Republican Party, a point made clear by this heartfelt speech

We were raised to live simply, not to waste. It was a lesson my mother taught me every rainy morning.
You see, growing up, I had only one good pair of shoes. So on rainy school days, my mom would slip plastic bread bags over them to keep them dry.
But I was never embarrassed. Because the school bus would be filled with rows and rows of young Iowans with bread bags slipped over their feet.
Our parents may not have had much, but they worked hard for what they did have.

Yes we all remember what it was like back in the day.

But that was the 50’s. Joni was recalling the Reagan era. Right Nancy?

What she needs now is a little help from NPH.

Maybe he has something from Mahnola

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he can show you

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But I’m sure you prefer –

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Fred Astaire will sing and dance us out.